Behind Lifes Bars.

Don't Let The Bastards Get You Down.

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mom:
hey wanna hear something funny
me:
sure
mom:
you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
me:
no
mom:
a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
i know
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